centaurs-other-testicle:

japert:

Friends with mean and overprotective parents

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when they are so overprotective you guys can hardly hang out

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Being the friend with overprotective parents

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(Source: yeigar, via ugly)

euo:

never ask white people what their ethnicity is unless you wanna hear a list of every european country and meaningless fractions

(via humorking)

  • Me: I'll sleep early tonight and get a good 8 hours
  • Me: *watches entire season of tv show*
  • Me: *reads every book i own*
  • Me: *goes on quest to find the holy grail*

supnoah:

it’s late and i really just need a hug or a shit load of vodka

(via humorking)